Senseijery: Madaming bumagsak sa inyo sa major subject niyo! Ano ba’ng problema?! Paano kasi wala kayong ginawa kundi mag-facebook nang mag-facebook! Tanim kayo ng tanim ng mga virtual plants sa Farmville whatever ninyo instead of planting something in your minds.
Class: (quiet)
Senseijery: You should change your unnecessary habits! I have a new policy…
Class: (confused silence)
Senseijery: Kapag online ako sa Facebook, dapat lahat sa klaseng ‘to ay mag-offline within two minutes after I prompt you through the chat window!
Class: HUUUUHHHH?!
Senseijery: Oo, seryoso ‘to. At kapag may nahuli ako na hindi nag-offline agad, I will add the points to your demerits!
(Demerits add up to their quiz items.)
Class: HUUUUUHHHH?! (More loudly this time)
Student 1: Pa’no po kung idle?
Senseijery: ‘Wag niyo kong lokohin. Nagfa-farmville lang kayo no’n.
Student 2: Eh, sir pa’no po kung sabado o kaya linggo?
Senseijery: (Thinks deeply) Saturday lang at Sunday morning puwede. Kasi Sunday night ang gawaan ng homework.
Student 3: Sirrrrr… ‘Wag naman…
Senseijery: Then show me better quiz results and I’ll lift this rule.
Student 4: Magfe-Friendster na lang ako ulit!
Senseijery: Sana may kumausap sa’yo d’on!
Class: (Bursts with laughter.)
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It’ so cool to be a teacher! Nyahahahaha!
power trip, sir?! =P
ReplyDelete@engel: oo oo. may dagdag pa pala 'yan. the only reason na dapat na mag-online sila is to like and comment on my post. NYAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeletebloghopped from engel's page. natawa ako ng bonggang bongga. haha minsan nga nagugulat ako na may nagf-friendster pa pala.
ReplyDeletepano kung i-offline lang nila yung chat?
mas gusto ko magturo kesa mag-practice pagka-graduate. hehehe. :)
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